I can’t help it, I’m SUCH a girlfriend…
New Guy, who is NOT a Boyfriend: “Where do you want to eat?”
Me: “Oh, there’s this place that was on that show you love that you and I watched together. We could go there!”
Maybe that’s not so much “girlfriend” as it is “people pleaser.” I suppose I do this with everyone I care about. But when you add “caring and thoughtful” to “willing to go down on you for an hour,” the lines begin to blur…right along with his vision.