Why Pantene can eat a dick. Posted on June 19, 2013 by Smug Singleton Um, I’m sorry… It’s not enough that I be self-conscious about my face, my boobs, and my hands all showing signs of aging. Now my hair needs to look younger?! Go fuck yourselves, Pantene. Share this:TwitterFacebookTumblrMorePinterestRedditEmailPocketLinkedInLike this:Like Loading...