That’s not porridge…

I don’t get why this is so difficult. I’m a semi-attractive girl — I’d say a 5, maybe a 6 on a good day. If you like big butts and you cannot lie, you probably couldn’t deny.

There has to be a guy who can sleep with me casually without making me feel like a whore OR like he wants a girlfriend. I’m like a horny Goldilocks: I’ve had too cold and too hot. Can I get the “just right” now?

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