Drunk enough to revisit Match.com.
Sober enough to remember how many of my potential suitors there wanted to put things in or around my ass. Quickly deleted account again.
“Looking for the one” is apparently Match code for “looking for the one who’s into buttsex.”
hahahhahahahahahaaaa so true!
lol this is so true!
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