“Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends…”

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I wanted to have SO much sex with one of New Lad’s friends. I met him at a barbecue we went to. He was tall, with solid arm muscles and a very vague British accent. UNF.

Obviously nothing will ever come of it, least of all me. I’m not a complete asshole — they’re good friends. He was hot, though. Not AS hot as other guys I’ve seen recently…but hot.