The “D” stands for “dat ass.”

Email to a friend who’s been advising me on this mood-swinging thing I have happening:

“Now that you’ve told me vitamin D pills are fat-soluble, I have visions of them bouncing happily around on the pile of manicotti in my fat, fat ladybelly. Like a cheesy adipose bouncy castle.”

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