I thought you’d all be amused to know that there are three variations on the same blowjob joke in my drafts right now.
Much like an actual blowjob, I want the recipient(s) to be as satisfied as possible.
You’re welcome, Internet. Enjoy the foreplay.
Smug Singleton
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