“America! FUCK, yeah!” indeed.

I just learned that today is International Day of the Female Orgasm.

Right, then. Someone FedEx me a well-endowed Spaniard so we can form a lovely United Nations of Nudity. I am all about fostering amicable international relations. I’ll do it for my country, my country wants me to.

Olé, people.

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