I’m on it. Literally.

Is it wrong to want a vibrator purely because it’s hot pink and is pictured with cupcakes?
I’m a little peeved at the $139 price tag. Do you know how many things I could buy to put in my vagina for $139?

I found something similar on Amazon for $65. It should come next week. And so should I. Hey-o!

P.S. When you order a sex toy online, the phrase “track your package” becomes infinitely funnier.

2 thoughts on “I’m on it. Literally.

  1. No more wrong than it was when I looked at the Avengers toys and went ‘ooh… shiny! I think I kind of want that.’ (Except for the Hulk one. I’m not sure whether to laugh or look for the brain bleach.)

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