I was invited to a party at the home of a former coworker. She and I are cool, but I’m debating whether we’re cool enough that I can ask her what I really want to know before I commit to attending this shindig: will there be any cute male Singletons there with whom I can get drunk and misbehave?
I should get my new summer dress hemmed ASAP, just in case anyone’s face needs to be under it in the near future. I wouldn’t want them to get too hot. It’s called manners?
Smug Singleton 
“I should get my new summer dress hemmed ASAP, just in case anyone’s face needs to be under it in the near future.” – Best. Line. Ever! 😀