I’m having an uncharacteristic and unappreciated craving for snuggles. What the shit? Even if I were to summon a snuggle buddy to my lair, I’d give it 10 minutes MAX before I got antsy and started thinking about pie.
I don’t snuggle. This is horseshit.
Smug Singleton 
Me neither. I generally prefer them to either leave or stay on their side of the bed after sex. I’ve been called “cold” but it’s not that I’m cold, I just like space sometimes. You were just in me and on top of me – why isn’t that enough closeness!?
Exactly. Good for you, you did a good job! So good that I want to go to sleep. Please stop touching me so I can.