“Trust and believe…” in a damn fine ass.

Fun fact: when you look up “dat ass” in the dictionary, this is the photo you’ll see.

I’d apologize for objectifying him, but… hot damn, I wanna bite him. UNF.
shauntdatass

Advertisements

“It would take a miracle.”

There’s a certain subset of men who will fall at the feet of any girl with a half-decent rack who knows the correct response to “Have fun storming the castle.”

I’ve been quite lucky that way.

I’m not hot enough to be THIS unappealing.

Friend: “He wants to date you. You like him, go!”
Me: “Nah, not yet. Not when I’m unemployed AND emotionally insane. I’m not cute enough to make that worthwhile for a guy. I know my place on the Hot/Crazy scale.”
20131030-085901.jpg

“You’ll be my man-friend.”

Menfolk, I have a query for you.

A girl you’ve met casually a few times in a group setting asks you to go with her — just the two of you — to see a movie you’d chatted about briefly. Do you assume she’s hitting on you? (And if so, is that hot?) Or would you just figure she was being friendly based on mutual interest in the film?

Discuss, and feel free to ask friends.

Don’t stop ’til you get enough…

When I say “don’t stop” in bed, it’s because I don’t have the mental capacities to get out the full thought: “Don’t stop…because if you do, I’ll have to kill you, and I really don’t feel like going to jail.”

Much like The Dude, I’m into the whole brevity thing. (Not for the act itself, just discussion therein.)