I hope to be gainfully employed and in a new apartment soon, and to that end, I’ve started sorting through my stuff, trying to pare down as much as possible beforehand while I have the time. (Plus I’m just bored as shit.)
This led to the discovery of this back-in-the-day Barbie doll, and this discussion with a friend:
Me: “I can’t be the only person who finds this immensely inappropriate. Why is Barbie doing that?”
Friend: “Whatever that ring thing is looks distressingly like forceps — it’s like she’s the world’s most excited gynecological patient. ‘Inspect my vagina! USA! USA! USA!'”
P.S. Yep, Caldor, y’all. We rolled fancy back in the day.