The only way my fridge door could get more “Sad Singleton” is if this “fitspiration” was taped up next to a “Cathy” comic.
Whatever — six-pack, great rack. Get it, girl.
(I realize this is kind of unhealthy [and, um, sad]. But all it makes me want to do is exercise moderately and eat a carrot now and then. And I think that’s acceptable.)
Smug Singleton 