Genetics of Genital Jokes

I’m visiting my family today. Mom just made a blowjob joke, and my grandparents laughed their 86-year-old asses off. Just in case anyone wonders how I turned out this way.

“You, alright? I learned it by watching you!”


The Ghost of Christmas Blowjobs.

I said this last year, but ’tis the season…

Let’s just say what the commercials really mean: “Every obligatory blowjob begins with Kay.”

Holiday greetings from Smug HQ!

Today, I’m thankful for you guys. And multiple orgasms. And pie. But mostly for you guys. (Ahem. And pie.)

Happy Thanksgiving and Happy Hanukkah. Hell, Happy November 28. Have fun and be safe.