Bitchface on the Case

If you’re going to take my Facebook status about having Bitchface and use it to offer me sex, you should read more carefully. People who are good with words turn me on; having to clarify my words for you makes Bitchface worse.

“I don’t want to face humanity today” includes you. There are maybe five people it doesn’t include. If I don’t feel like facing humanity, chances are good I don’t feel like fucking it…even if fucking wouldn’t necessarily mean facing.

I don’t even want to talk to Jesus today. Do you think you’re better than Jesus? Because you’re not. YOU are humanity.

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