Conversation with a girlfriend…
Friend: “Did you see a doctor?”
Me: “Yeah, because you see those commercials now where some earnest, well-intentioned woman is all, ‘Hey, is your shit different? You might be dying! Of the lady cancers!'”
Friend: “Well, If your SHIT is different, that’s really never optimal.”
Me: “Yeah, I’m not checking THAT. Whatever that is, if it happens, I’ll just die from it. But my ladybits are good, the doctor told me.”
Smug Singleton 