Coining the term “Hirsuitors”

Describing my new crush to a friend:

Me: “Built, but not TOO muscular, smile that melts panties, dark hair.”

Friend: “Interesting…breaking the bald trend?”

Me: “The ‘bald trend’ was two boyfriends and one idiot. I’ve had an equal ratio of hirsuitors.”

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