Weird sign of the times: a friend announced her divorce on her Facebook timeline. And I “liked” it. (I’m not JUST a dick — it’d been in process a while, and she was genuinely happy it was settled. Still, odd.)
“Divorce is always good news. I know that sounds weird, but it’s true, because no good marriage has ever ended in divorce. It’s really that simple. That would be sad. If two people were married and they were really happy and they just had a great thing and then they got divorced, that would be really sad. But that has happened zero times.”
— Louis C.K.