Sorry, no, you can’t fuck me once you’ve used the word “thingy.” It’s in the Smug bylaws — paragraph 6, subsection B, clause 3. Right after “Your Smug will stop everything and dance when she hears ‘Rump Shaker.'”
Sorry, my hands are tied. (Ahem. This is also in the bylaws.)
Smug Singleton 
Well, damn. There went my chances.
Heh. 🙂
It might help that you’re otherwise more compatible with me than the person in question. 🙂