I don’t know how men manage to get haircuts without getting visibly aroused. I got mine cut today, and noticed I get minor ladywood when someone — man or woman — repeatedly runs their hands through my hair or tugs it a bit. It all feels really lovely in the biblical sense.
Men must be walking around the Hair Cuttery at half-staff.
Holy shit… Is THAT why they make those haircut capes so long?! Well played, styling industry. Well played.