Dildo Avalanche: Rockin’ Out With Your Fake Cock Out

I don’t know what you talk to YOUR friends about on a Wednesday morning…

Me: “Are you going to that sex toy party on Saturday? I think I’m set for faux dick right now. I don’t want to be a dildo hoarder. Worst episode ever.”

Friend: “Could you imagine if that was a real thing? ::opens closet:: ::dildo avalanche::”

Me: “Dildo Avalanche. GREAT band name.”

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