Equal-Opportunity Ogling

Despite the horrific “Jersey” accents, I might need to get Don Jon on DVD just so I can see Joseph Gordon-Levitt shirtless and thrusting whenever the mood strikes me.

And the mood does strike me. Often. Lordy, I would do everything to that man.

Also, I’ve never really been aware of Scarlett Johansson before, and I sort of get it now — I don’t want to have sex wth her, but I do kind of want to build altars to her ass. Get it, girl, damn. Note to self: do some squats.

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