This isn’t about dating, sex, or Feels for a change — it’s mostly about profanity.
Did you guys see the first Scream movie, where the killer is talking to Jamie Kennedy and says, “You’ll never, ever get the girl,” and Jamie Kennedy replies, “Fuuuuuuuck yoooouuuu!”
I think about that “fuck you” every time I see snow in the forecast, which in the Northeast is apparently fucking ALWAYS this year.
Winter is an asshole.
Smug Singleton 
Dammit, is it supposed to snow again? I don’t even want to look at the weather.