Beverage-based breakup reasons.

Honest breakup reasons…

“Because you’re a grown-ass man who drinks Crystal Light. You don’t have iced tea, goddammit, you have bullshit. There’s a reason the expression is ‘Gimme some sugar,’ not ‘Gimme some aspartame.'”

(And no, he didn’t have diabetes or anything, I checked.)

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