Chandler: So you don’t think I’m terminal?
Monica: You’re not terminal. We just need some damage control.
Chandler: OK. OK. So, should I call her?
Rachel & Monica: No!
Rachel: Very critical time right now. If you feel yourself reaching for that phone, you go shoe shopping. You get your butt in a bubble bath. If you want her back, you have got to start acting aloof.
Monica: She has to know that you’re not needy.
Chandler: So, I’m not gonna lose her?
Rachel: [going over to him and patting his head] Oh, honey, you’re not a total loser.
Chandler: I said, “So I’m not gonna lose her?”
Rachel: Oh.
I will never learn this. It’s terminal.
Smug Singleton 