“Lean In…to Botox”

I don’t know what y’all talk about at work…

Coworker: “I need a dermatologist to help me understand how I can have wrinkles and acne. Mother Nature is a cruel mistress.”

Me: “Yeah, I have that, too. It’s adorable. I find myself believing ads for wrinkle cream. And then I hate myself because ‘aging is natural and we should embrace it.’ I am a terrible, terrible feminist.”

Coworker: “I know. But can’t we have equal rights and feel pretty? I want both.”

Me: “Exactly. Lean In…to Botox.”

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