Did everyone see the “South Park” movie where Mr. Garrison tells Wendy Testaburger that menstruating women freak him out because he just doesn’t “trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die?”
That is a vile and disgusting thing to say about a woman’s natural bodily processes.
It is also COMPLETELY FUCKING TRUE. Seriously, this is wrong and unacceptable and how am I not dead right now?
P.S. Before anyone accuses me of being overdramatic, this is day 12, because apparently antibiotics for a sinus infection made my ladybits angry. Grr. Pass the Cheesy Poofs.
Smug Singleton 
My uterus completely turned on me a few years ago. I was having 14 days of bleeding out. I finally had an ablation and it shut her up. 🙂
Hmmm. Noted.
Watch yourself, Uterus. I have ways to make you obey me.