“Children of thalidomide?”

Me: [reading a magazine] “‘Fertility-boosting foods?’ Fuck that — are there, like, fertility-diminishing foods? Something with a lot of mercury in it?”

Friend: “Morning-after-flavored Skittles? ‘Taste the freedom!'”

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