Talking to a friend yesterday after Sephora did her makeup…
Friend: “It’s highly unnatural. I feel like a whore, which isn’t a far stretch since the lip color is called Hoochie.”
Me: “I don’t think you look like a whore, but no, it doesn’t look natural. Also, I don’t want anything called ‘Hoochie’ on my face.”
Smug Singleton 