Disney Cruises just emailed me some offer and greeted me by my ex’s last name. I booked a Disney vacation with him and his family a few years ago, so it was like, “Ahoy there, Smith family!”
I thought I’d unsubscribed from their shit after the last time this happened, but I guess I didn’t hit the button hard enough. Let’s try this again…
Fuck you, Disney. Still feels like someone hit me. Thanks for that. Say hi to Mickey for me.
Smug Singleton 