My friends discriminate!

Have developed two social media crushes in one evening.

You people have been holding out on me with your hot friends, what the hell? Is it because I’m insane? Whatever, man, send me That Guy — we’ll be bored of each other in a month, so he won’t have to deal with anything except my overwhelming need to lick his tattoos.

(Ahem. I may be drunk blogging.)

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