“This isn’t even cranberry juice, it’s cranberry juice cocktail.”

I made a joke on Facebook that quoted the “Mean Girls” South Beach Fat Flush, where “all you drink is cranberry juice for 72 hours.” My mom emailed me asking me for details on the diet plan.

Can we all just take a moment to be grateful I’m not continuing this genetic clusterfuck?

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