During my last relationship, my dad asked three times when we were going to give him some grandchildren.
The first two times, I didn’t want to be rude, so I just gave the generic answer: “When we’re married, have a house,” etc.
The third time, I said, “Dad, do you realize how gross it is to ask your daughter when she’s going to start having unprotected sex?”
Aaaand that was the last time I got that question.
Happy Father’s Day!