Emailing with friends…
Friend 1: “I was just thinking about how Scalia claims he doesn’t know any ladies who know foul language. I would like for an all-women chorus to go caroling at his house and sing the old South Park hymnal ‘Shut Your Fucking Face, Unclefucker.'”
Friend 2: “I like to think Ruth Bader Ginsberg has a terrible potty mouth and says ‘fuck’ an awful lot.”
Me: “She totally does. And under her robe she wears a saucy red dress.”
Friend 1: “I love you guys.”
Smug Singleton 