Fun with Facebook Fitness “Facts”

20140711-103349-38029796.jpgUm, false. Well, I guess it’s true in that every man I’ve ever loved has, in fact, HAD abdominal muscles somewhere on his person. But I don’t have a six-pack, so I’d be kind of an asshole if I expected my mate to have one. I have a six-pack of, like…single-serve vanilla puddings.

Do I want to lick Christian Bale? Certainly. Do I love him? No.

P.S. Can I lick Christian Bale? Please? Can he be wearing only a utility belt and the Batman mask while I do it? (Don’t judge me.)

1 thought on “Fun with Facebook Fitness “Facts”

  1. I like guys with abs, and I’m looking at that picture and thinking if I saw a guy that looked like that for real, I’d back away slowly. (The veiny arms are kinda scary, too.)

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