Like seeing a rare white elk.

You guys? I’m so sorry.

I found the ONE guy on a dating site who absolutely should post shirtless mirror selfies on his profile (just one, among many other clothed ones) and I didn’t take a screen shot, nor did I say hi.

I have failed you all.

Like…dude shouldn’t wear a shirt, EVER. He’s actually doing the world a disservice by being dressed. If you’d brought him to me and he was willing, I would’ve let him do naked things to me with very little discussion.

JAY-sus.

I’m gonna find his profile again someday, and commend him for his outstanding pectoral contributions to society.

(Yes, yes, he seemed nice and literate, too, and I’m sure that helped with the effect he’s had on my nethers. But gahhhh, I want to lick him!)

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