I haven’t seen the trailer for the “Fifty Shades of Grey” movie yet, but I probably will see the movie when it comes to Netflix (or, let’s be honest, to Rifftrax).
But I think an undersung tragic side effect of all this whole debacle will be all the terrible “wink-wink, see what I did there?” puns in the news headlines.
— “Conservative Watchdogs Spank ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Trailer”
— “‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Trailer Hits All the Right Spots”
Watch out, y’all. This might ruin puns for us all.