Fifty Shades of…Whimsy?

OKCupid profile says the guy is interested in “exploring D/s and various fetishes with a sense of whimsy and humor.”

Um…no. Spank my ass and manhandle me if that’s how we’re playing, but don’t find it funny. Grab my hair and show me what you want. Ain’t shit whimsical about any of that. Do you SEE a unicorn? You do not.

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