Rachel: “Monica, what are you doing?”
Chandler: “Well, she spent the last 6 months getting over him, and now she’s celebrating that by…going on a date with him.”
Monica: “It’s not a date! I’m just gonna teach him how to make a lasagna for some potluck dinner he has.”
Joey: “Well, you might wanna make a little extra, because, ya know, you’ll probably be hungry after the sex.”
Monica: “We’re not gonna have sex! OK, nothing’s changed here — he still doesn’t want children and I still do. So that’s why we’re gonna just be friends.”
Ross: “Naked friends…”
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