All you have to do is give Smug a chance, and now I’m gonna do my dance.

“Also told ya that I like to bite,
Well, yeah, I guess it’s obvious, I also like to write.”

I’m not attributing this, because you should know. In your SOUL.

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#TGIT! Let’s do this, People!

“Work helps. So does exercise. Stuff that numbs you, keeps you from thinking too much. It also helps to remember that he hates you, and it helps to try to hate him too.”
— Olivia Pope

White pajamas, wine and popcorn at the ready. Less than 2 hours until I no longer have to #CopeWithoutPope!

S&M Bear lived on the outskirts of Care Bear Village…

Dear Reader,

Is your significant other into S&M, furries, and terrible wannabe-Twilight fan fiction?

I just made your Valentine’s Day shopping easier than me after two martinis. You’re welcome.

Love,
Smug

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Last re-blog today: Plus-Size Model Creates #EffYourBeautyStandards Movement

Get it, girl.

Via Buzzfeed: The Biggest Plus-Size Model To Get A Major Contract Created The #EffYourBeautyStandards MovementIMG_3811I’m gonna need that haircut, STAT, and all the makeup she has on, and also an eyebrow transplant. (Because, obviously, “You have really good eyebrows.”)

Ahem. This is what’s known as missing the point of a movement encouraging you to disregard standards of beauty.

Whatever, I left off the part where I also want a nosejob now. Oh, wait…

Re-blog: Writing Your Way to Happiness

Via the NYT Well Blog: Writing Your Way to Happiness:IMG_3804Told y’all writing was my therapy. I’m a little pissed that this apparently makes me just like everyone else. But a) I already knew that, and b) given the familial evidence at hand, I think journaling may be the only thing that makes the women in my family shut the fuck up once in a while, so there’s that.