Dear Reader,
Is your significant other into S&M, furries, and terrible wannabe-Twilight fan fiction?
I just made your Valentine’s Day shopping easier than me after two martinis. You’re welcome.
Love,
Smug
Vermont Teddy Bear Fifty Shades of Grey Bear
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I started to ponder why this is even a thing. Then I rethought my life choices.
My only guess is that stupid people got money.
And handcuffs.