Dear Reader,
Is your significant other into S&M, furries, and terrible wannabe-Twilight fan fiction?
I just made your Valentine’s Day shopping easier than me after two martinis. You’re welcome.
Love,
Smug
Smug Singleton
Dating, relationships, women's issues, feminism, sexism, life, the universe, and everything.
I started to ponder why this is even a thing. Then I rethought my life choices.
My only guess is that stupid people got money.
And handcuffs.