Dear Reader,
Is your significant other into S&M, furries, and terrible wannabe-Twilight fan fiction?
I just made your Valentine’s Day shopping easier than me after two martinis. You’re welcome.
Love,
Smug
Smug Singleton
Dating, relationships, women's issues, feminism, sexism, life, the universe, and everything.
Smug Singleton 
I started to ponder why this is even a thing. Then I rethought my life choices.
My only guess is that stupid people got money.
And handcuffs.