Offering my unique skill set in support of a friend’s business venture:
“I’ll work for you for free, peddling your wares at farmers markets. I’ll wear low-cut shirts and ‘girl-next-door’ you into an empire. You’ll basically be Hef.”
Upon reflection, I think my appeal is more Feyschanel than girl-next-door. But that would totally still move product.
Smug Singleton 