Me: “I just RSVP’ed for a friend’s wedding. I need something to wear that’s church-nice but still vaguely slutty. I’m actually looking forward to shopping for this unicorn of a garment.”
Friend: “Actual slutty or YOU slutty?”
Me: “Me slutty. I can’t rock actual slutty.”
Friend: “Yes, you can! You can be that slutty and more if you just believe in yourself.”
Me: “HA! Therein lies the problem — I don’t, so I’d just be all wonky and uncomfortable. I’m good with my nunnish sluttiness.”
#LadyOnTheStreet
#FreakInTheBed
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