Headline: “Khloe Kardashian’s abs are the inspiration you need to make it to the gym today.”
Um… no. No, they’re not.
Also? Fuck you. MY abs are the inspiration you need to make dough. So they’re WAY better.
I looked at the photo, and I still don’t want to go to the gym. I am inspired to go home and make nachos. So there.
Smug Singleton 
Make nachos? You’re still one up on me. With weather like this, the only thing I’m inspired to do is go home, build a blanket cave, and sleep. Can winter be over now?
Yes. Yes, it can. Hmph.