Defeating hormones with science!

Dear PMS,

You can try to tell me I’m fat and ugly all you want, fuckface. I have a mirror, and with it, empirical evidence to the contrary.

That’s right. Empirical. You just got scienced. Dick.

No love,

P.S. I could fix fat or ugly, but you’ll always be an asshole.

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