Barnes & Noble just emailed me to tell me the Fifty Shades of Grey DVD is available for pre-order.
TOTALLY renting it from Netflix and having a Mystery Science Theater-style party.
Snack menu so far: licorice whips, Nerds Ropes, fruit leather.
Oh, OH! DominaTRIX cereal! (I know, I know, she’s the sub — it was too good a pun to pass up.)
OMG, the signature COCKtail (heh) will be Fifty Shades of Grey Goose!
Fifty Shades of Gravy!
Smug Singleton 