Bitch Perfect

OK, logically — sciencely — I know menstruating has probably never killed anyone. 


But today it took two kinds of painkillers, three cups of coffee, the Pitch Perfect soundtrack, and a tablespoon of peanut butter eaten directly from the spoon to reassure me I won’t be Patient Zero. 

Eat a dick, Nature. 
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