I’m invited to a wedding in a few months, and I was invited with a guest.
It’s probably bad etiquette to bring a girlfriend who’ll dress me in something slutty, be my wingman, and drive me home once I get wasted enough to get naked with a groomsman in a broom closet… right?
Fine, FINE.
I’ll go to the wedding alone, get drunk, and go home with the groomsman. #drinkresponsibly
Smug Singleton 