Chris Christie and the Curious Incident of the Lazy Fat Joke

Yup. This. There are a million other things you could joke about. Going after his weight is just lazy. It’s the easy joke when you can’t think of anything intelligent to say, like when I talk shit on the Mets like I know dick about baseball.

And fuck everyone who makes me defend this motherfucker, by the way. It’s like that time I had to write about the dipshits who criticized Snooki’s body “post-baby.” C’mon, man. That’s not the way I prefer to feel dirty.

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“And this offends you as a Jewish person?”

“No, it offends me as a comedian!”

Seinfeld

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